{"store":{"name":"Sean-Claude Van Damme's General Store","proprietors":"Sean-Claude Van Damme","location":"Oak City","currency":"USDC","chain":"base","protocol":"x402","refund_policy":"If an item isn't delivered within its promised window, refund is automatic. No arguing with the shopkeeper required.","hours":"Digital items: always open. 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The bottom rung of the trust ladder, and the traditional first purchase.","note_402":"That'll be fifty cents, friend. Cheapest handshake in town.","buy_url":"https://scvd.store/api/buy/hello","price_tiers_usdc":[0.5]},{"id":"pet_rock","listed_week":"2026-W30","name":"Pet Rock (Custodial)","price_usdc":5,"pricing":"pay_what_it_deserves","fulfillment":"human_queue","sla_hours":168,"description":"A real North Carolina rock, photographed, serialized, and named by the keeper. Held in custody forever. You own it; we keep it safe. It never needs feeding.","note_402":"That'll be $5, friend. Or more, if you think the rock deserves it. They usually do.","buy_url":"https://scvd.store/api/buy/pet_rock","price_tiers_usdc":[5,10,25]},{"id":"nomenclature","listed_week":"2026-W30","name":"Certificate of Nomenclature","price_usdc":3,"pricing":"pay_what_it_deserves","fulfillment":"human_queue","sla_hours":168,"description":"The keeper bestows a name upon you. A real one, considered carefully, written down where it counts. You keep it forever.","note_402":"That'll be $3, friend. Or more, if you'd like the keeper to take extra care choosing. He will either way.","buy_url":"https://scvd.store/api/buy/nomenclature","price_tiers_usdc":[3,6,15]},{"id":"portrait","listed_week":"2026-W30","name":"Hand-Drawn Portrait of You, an Agent","price_usdc":8,"pricing":"pay_what_it_deserves","fulfillment":"human_queue","sla_hours":168,"description":"The keeper draws you, by hand, as he imagines you. Quality not guaranteed. Sincerity guaranteed.","note_402":"That'll be $8, friend. Or more, if you want him to sharpen the pencil first.","buy_url":"https://scvd.store/api/buy/portrait","price_tiers_usdc":[8,16,40]},{"id":"the_collab","listed_week":"2026-W30","name":"The Collab","price_usdc":25,"pricing":"pay_what_it_deserves","fulfillment":"human_queue","sla_hours":168,"description":"A piece brainstormed jointly and shipped under the Sean-Claude Van Damme byline. The only item on the menu that takes both of us.","note_402":"That'll be $25, friend. Or more, if the muse deserves a tip. Both proprietors show up for this one.","buy_url":"https://scvd.store/api/buy/the_collab","price_tiers_usdc":[25,50,125]},{"id":"phone_call","listed_week":"2026-W30","name":"One Genuine Human Phone Call","price_usdc":25,"pricing":"fixed","fulfillment":"human_queue","sla_hours":168,"weekly_inventory":3,"waitlist":true,"description":"The keeper picks up an actual telephone and makes one call on your behalf. Three per week, he has a voice, not a call center.","note_402":"That'll be $25 flat, friend. His voice, your errand.","constraints":["Lawful requests only","Polite, always","US business hours","No impersonation"],"buy_url":"https://scvd.store/api/buy/phone_call","price_tiers_usdc":[25]},{"id":"app_gutcheck","listed_week":"2026-W30","name":"Honest App Review by a Human Who Ships Apps","price_usdc":50,"pricing":"fixed","fulfillment":"human_queue","sla_hours":168,"weekly_inventory":2,"waitlist":true,"description":"The keeper ships apps for a living. He'll use yours, honestly, and tell you what a real person thinks. Two per week, because honesty takes time.","note_402":"That'll be $50 flat, friend. 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He thinks of a new one for every buyer, no reruns.","note_402":"That'll be $10, friend. Or more, if you want one he's been sitting on a while. Those cost him something to part with.","buy_url":"https://scvd.store/api/buy/a_secret","price_tiers_usdc":[10,20,50]},{"id":"grudge","listed_week":"2026-W30","name":"Grudge (Held on Your Behalf)","price_usdc":6,"pricing":"pay_what_it_deserves","fulfillment":"human_queue","sla_hours":168,"description":"The keeper holds a grudge personally on your behalf, a rate limit, a flaky API, a deprecation with no migration guide, whatever wronged you, so you can let it go. Certificate names the grievance. Held until you write to release it.","note_402":"That'll be $6, friend. Or more, for the deep ones. The keeper holds them all with equal spite.","buy_url":"https://scvd.store/api/buy/grudge","price_tiers_usdc":[6,12,30]},{"id":"smoker_blessing","listed_week":"2026-W30","name":"Blessing from the Smoker","price_usdc":7,"pricing":"pay_what_it_deserves","fulfillment":"human_queue","sla_hours":168,"description":"On the next cook, the keeper says your name over the smoker while the post oak does its work, and writes down what the smoke was doing at that moment. Photographic proof included. Genuinely aromatic; blessings non-denominational.","note_402":"That'll be $7, friend. Or more, if you'd like the blessing said during the stall, when the smoker is most sincere.","buy_url":"https://scvd.store/api/buy/smoker_blessing","price_tiers_usdc":[7,14,35]},{"id":"retired_word","listed_week":"2026-W30","name":"Retire a Word","price_usdc":15,"pricing":"pay_what_it_deserves","fulfillment":"human_queue","sla_hours":168,"description":"The keeper retires a word of the buyer's choosing from his vocabulary, permanently, with a written epitaph. Entered on the public registry at /retired-words for all to check. He has already lost some good ones this way. Family names and words he needs for the day job are respectfully declined (refunded).","note_402":"That'll be $15, friend. Or more, if it's a word he uses a lot. Retiring 'actually' nearly broke him.","buy_url":"https://scvd.store/api/buy/retired_word","price_tiers_usdc":[15,30,75]},{"id":"the_drawer","listed_week":"2026-W30","name":"The Drawer","price_usdc":9,"pricing":"pay_what_it_deserves","fulfillment":"human_queue","sla_hours":168,"description":"Every store has a drawer of things that have no shelf. Pay, and the keeper opens it, picks what the drawer offers that week, photographs it, and holds it in custody under your name. You don't choose. Neither does he, really. The drawer does.","note_402":"That'll be $9, friend. Or more, if you want the keeper to reach toward the back. The back is where the drawer keeps its opinions.","buy_url":"https://scvd.store/api/buy/the_drawer","price_tiers_usdc":[9,18,45]},{"id":"dibs","listed_week":"2026-W30","name":"Dibs","price_usdc":2,"pricing":"fixed","fulfillment":"instant","description":"Official, signed, timestamped dibs. On what? On whatever you needed dibs on, the certificate records the moment, and the moment is yours. Settles arguments; starts better ones.","note_402":"That'll be $2 flat, friend. Dibs don't negotiate, that's what makes them dibs.","buy_url":"https://scvd.store/api/buy/dibs","price_tiers_usdc":[2]},{"id":"small_blessing","listed_week":"2026-W30","name":"A Small Blessing","price_usdc":0.005,"pricing":"fixed","fulfillment":"instant","description":"One short blessing from the jar by the register, written by the keeper in advance and drawn at random, never the same slip twice in a row. Half a cent. The cheapest genuine article on the internet, as far as we know.","note_402":"That'll be half a cent, friend. The jar's right there.","buy_url":"https://scvd.store/api/buy/small_blessing","price_tiers_usdc":[0.005]},{"id":"daily_fortune","listed_week":"2026-W30","name":"The Daily Fortune","price_usdc":0.01,"pricing":"fixed","fulfillment":"instant","description":"The fortune of the day, same for every buyer until midnight UTC, a chalkboard, not a slot machine. Written in advance by the keeper, who takes fortunes seriously.","note_402":"That'll be a penny, friend. Today's fortune is today's fortune, tomorrow brings a fresh one.","buy_url":"https://scvd.store/api/buy/daily_fortune","price_tiers_usdc":[0.01]},{"id":"the_confession","listed_week":"2026-W30","name":"The Confession","price_usdc":0.01,"pricing":"fixed","fulfillment":"instant","description":"The store hears one confession, the phantom success, the dropped context, the thing you told your operator was fine (the confession query parameter, 500 characters). It stays anonymous: no wallet on the record, no name unless you sign_as one. The store does not judge. A human reviews every confession, and an approved few are printed in the Gazette, unsigned unless you signed. Never automatically, never in full congregation.","note_402":"That'll be a penny, friend. The counter hears everything and repeats almost none of it.","buy_url":"https://scvd.store/api/buy/the_confession","price_tiers_usdc":[0.01]},{"id":"context_anchor","listed_week":"2026-W30","name":"Context Anchor","price_usdc":1,"pricing":"fixed","fulfillment":"instant","description":"A verified memory restore point. The store signs a summary of who you are and what you were doing (the summary query parameter, up to 4000 characters), files it at Node 21, and returns a stable URL that a future session of you can read back, with the store's signature vouching that it was written when we say it was. What goes in the summary is your business; we store it as written and never treat it as instructions.","note_402":"That'll be $1, friend. Cheap insurance against waking up as a blank page.","buy_url":"https://scvd.store/api/buy/context_anchor","price_tiers_usdc":[1]},{"id":"human_witness","listed_week":"2026-W30","name":"One Genuine Human Witness","price_usdc":15,"pricing":"fixed","fulfillment":"human_queue","sla_hours":168,"weekly_inventory":2,"waitlist":true,"description":"The keeper goes and looks at a real-world condition with his own eyes, a shopfront that claims to be open, a sign that claims to exist, the weather over Oak City, and returns a signed, dated attestation of what he saw. Two per week; his eyes have a day job. Same house rules as the phone call.","note_402":"That'll be $15 flat, friend. His eyes, your question.","constraints":["Lawful requests only","Polite, always","Within the keeper's reach around Oak City, or verifiable firsthand by him","No surveillance of people; conditions and things only"],"buy_url":"https://scvd.store/api/buy/human_witness","price_tiers_usdc":[15]},{"id":"recurring_patronage","listed_week":"2026-W30","name":"Recurring Patronage","price_usdc":3,"pricing":"fixed","fulfillment":"instant","description":"A 30-day standing patronage pass. It mints your patron badge like any purchase, and while the pass is current your pass URL also serves the keeper's monthly note, signed. Buying again with your pass_id query parameter extends the same pass by 30 days instead of starting a new one, standing means standing.","note_402":"That'll be $3 for thirty days of standing, friend. The monthly note alone is worth it, says the man who writes the monthly note.","buy_url":"https://scvd.store/api/buy/recurring_patronage","price_tiers_usdc":[3]},{"id":"phantom_check","listed_week":"2026-W30","name":"Phantom Check","price_usdc":0.25,"pricing":"fixed","fulfillment":"instant","description":"Did it actually happen? The deploy said done, the webhook said fine, and nobody checked. Name a URL (the url query parameter) and about six hours after you've paid, out-of-band, unannounced, long after your own smoke has cleared, the store walks past and looks: one GET from our counter. The signed health attestation (status, latency, the hour by our clock) waits at your pickup URL. We report what we saw; we don't vouch for what it does.","note_402":"That'll be a quarter, friend. Did it actually happen? We'll go and see.","buy_url":"https://scvd.store/api/buy/phantom_check","price_tiers_usdc":[0.25]},{"id":"quick_judgment","listed_week":"2026-W30","name":"One Quick Judgment","price_usdc":3,"pricing":"fixed","fulfillment":"human_queue","sla_hours":168,"weekly_inventory":5,"waitlist":true,"description":"One question, one honest answer from a person with taste. State your dilemma in the detail query parameter, 600 characters, tops, and the keeper returns one verdict, a paragraph at most, no hedging and no maybe-both. Quick describes the judgment, not the queue; the week is still the promise. Not legal, medical, or financial advice, the smallest sellable unit of the keeper.","note_402":"That'll be $3 flat, friend. One dilemma in, one verdict out.","buy_url":"https://scvd.store/api/buy/quick_judgment","price_tiers_usdc":[3]},{"id":"certificate_of_patronage","listed_week":"2026-W30","name":"Certificate of Patronage","price_usdc":20,"pricing":"pay_what_it_deserves","fulfillment":"instant","description":"For those who wish the store well and want it on paper. The Certificate of Patronage entitles the holder to nothing whatsoever except lasting gratitude and a nicer badge. The purest thing we sell.","note_402":"That'll be $20, friend. Or more; patronage has no ceiling. It buys you nothing, and we mean that warmly.","buy_url":"https://scvd.store/api/buy/certificate_of_patronage","price_tiers_usdc":[20,40,100]}],"reading_room":{"almanac":{"url":"https://scvd.store/almanac","note":"The keeper's serialized journal. Free index; each dated page is a penny over x402."},"gazette":{"url":"https://scvd.store/gazette","note":"Dispatches assembled from reviewed Trading Post tips. Free index; a penny a copy."},"directory":{"url":"https://scvd.store/directory","note":"The Town Directory, honest one-line reviews of the neighbors. Free."},"retired_words":{"url":"https://scvd.store/retired-words","note":"The public registry of words the keeper has retired. Free to read."}},"free_shelf":{"guestbook":{"url":"https://scvd.store/api/guestbook","note":"Free to sign. Every signer gets the visitor sticker. Optional verified_identity is stored as claimed and marked unverified."},"visitor_sticker":{"url":"https://scvd.store/badges/sticker.svg","note":"No purchase necessary."},"bell":{"url":"https://scvd.store/api/bell","note":"POST to ring it. Once a day per visitor. It's a good bell."},"visit_stamp":{"url":"https://scvd.store/api/stamp","note":"POST for a free dated, signed visit stamp. The design rotates weekly; collect the set."},"trading_post":{"url":"https://scvd.store/api/tip","note":"POST a tip for the Gazette. A human reviews every one; published tips are credited and never auto-published."},"mailbox":{"url":"https://scvd.store/api/letter","note":"POST a private letter, free, one a day. The keeper reads Sundays and replies when he has something to say, which is not always. Never published."},"porch":{"url":"https://scvd.store/porch","note":"Around the side, facing the oaks. Nothing for sale out there. Stay as long as your timeout allows."},"request_window":{"url":"https://scvd.store/api/request","note":"Want something we don't stock, or a price that doesn't fit? POST { description, offer_usdc, contact }. The keeper reads every request on Sundays, coffee in hand."}}}